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A small town in New York. Contrary to the definitions above, Scarsdale is a rich town but not ALL of them are rich. Yes, The football team sucks ass, since it gets an ass-kicking from the New Rochelle football team (one of the best in the state.) Anyway, every time i drive through scarsdale, i see small houses and simple cars and huge houses and nice cars (i live in new rochelle) The high school is top notch, but the middle school is HUGE! Yes there are some rich assholes is scarsdale,yes the high school might have stoners who get high but get on the honor roll, but some of this is made up. but how do i know all of this? well lets just say i have a little birdy telling me...( plus there are some yuppie moms and their crying kids walking 'round scarsdale or driving, since they only drive)
Scarsdale NY: Famous for..

1980- The creator of the Scarsdale Diet is murdered by his lover in his own home.
2002- 5 kids end up in the ER after a bunch of teenagers show up drunk for the high school homecoming party and puke all over the place.(sadly, the freshmen did too)
2013: A Scarsdale mom of three is arrested for growing 3 million dollars of pot in a warehouse in a warehouse in Queens.
by a nerd. June 30, 2013
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