6 definitions by _my_tree_is_dying_

Soggy Pigeon

Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.

"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.

Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Nepotism

The chemical substance created when adding nemo to some potassium

Science teacher-"Carefully, place your nepotism inti the concical flask, and watch the reaction occur."

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Humungoushongusnonologongus

A woman with unthinkably large breasts. Breasts that are bigger than life itself.(Expansion of bonkhonagahoogs)

Girl 1- O my gawwwwwd, have you seen Chloes humungoushongusnonologongus?!?!?

Girl 2- Of course I have, it's hard to not miss them, Becca.

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Crocodile Dundee Lookin Ass

A person with the temper of fire, who's a hoebag bitch and looks like a plastic bag with watercolours.

"SHUT UP TRACY. FUCKIN CROCODILE DUNDEE LOOKIN ASS"-melissa

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021