2 definitions by _joemama_

Ben Johnson

a spawner; one who doesn’t ever enter or exit an event, he simply appears

girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!

by _joemama_ August 7, 2022

kevin marshall

An absolute king, the love of everyone's life, 7 time jeopardy winner, rumored to be in the next season of The Bachelor

person 1: hey dude, who invented Latin again?

Person 2: im not sure, but rumor has it it was Kevin Marshall

by _joemama_ October 14, 2019