102 definitions by Zonal K

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 22, 2018

Hallowee Party

An event held each year, on October 31, where party guests dress up as ghouls and urinate all over each other.

Mate I am sorry I smell like a badger's dick, but I just got back from Sam's Hallowee Party. Fucken poss everywhere.

by Zonal K October 26, 2019

Poonerversity

An education institution that soley offers courses relating to shit.

I just saw that I have a clash in subjects at Poonerversity. Looks like 'Introduction to Bowel butter is on at the same time as 'Advanced Meatal Beasting'.

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019