102 definitions by Zonal K
The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.
Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.
by Zonal K November 4, 2019
Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.
by Zonal K September 21, 2019
The arse.
Serina's husband left for work, so she lay on the bed and shoved her digit in and out of her used-food relocation centre.
by Zonal K October 2, 2019
Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
by Zonal K September 10, 2019
by Zonal K October 1, 2019
by Zonal K September 12, 2019
The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.
Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.
by Zonal K October 10, 2019