21 definitions by Zoltar85

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2016

My midget friend shops at the smallmart up the street!

by Zoltar85 February 10, 2023

My Labraphobic neighbors called the cops again when my dogs got loose.

by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.

I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023

When one or more Labrador's are in your way and you need to get over or through them

by Zoltar85 February 10, 2023

That flatudor kept me up all night laying next to me!

by Zoltar85 January 5, 2023