3 definitions by Ziuratcacfita

Dumb Dude

A piece of shit that smells like shit. If you walk and trip over a shit, it may be a Dumb Dude. A Dumb Dude can be found in a tall tower dedicated to people considered 'Darwinian losers' who worry about their gene pool facing extinction. Can commonly be mistaken for a Blobfish. This type of shit can smell bad and is considered by the dictionary to be emotionally unavailable. It smells so bad that birds can die from heat exposure from miles away in Connnecticut. This results in global warming because it changes the temperature from the pressure of this type of mass. A Dumb Dude also lies and gaslights their stuffed animals because of everything that makes them insecure. After a club outing a Dumb Dude is known for having a Kirby which it takes home to perform oral surgery.

Guy 1: Bruhh, I ate spicy food, and when it came out, it reminded me of Dumb Dude.
Guy 2: Fuck bruhh, whyza smell so bad righhnow?
(Massive Shit on the sidewalk outside Panorama Tower a.k.a Dumb Dude): Obbahh no, ohhhnaka no, roon ehhweey! ugh! asgh. Ariana Arfiana Musafita Musafa MOOOO PAH!

*1814.37kg kilos of weight is about to change the Earth's temperature.*
*Lizzo drops from the sky on Iran*

2 years later...
Girl 4: I thought a Dumb Dude was the reddish exposed privates of a dog?
Guy 1: Everyone knows that bitch.
Guy 2: I took a pill someone gave me in a bar.

by Ziuratcacfita September 9, 2023

Sorry

An unstable, generic German dude who complains about stultophia. Do not trust a person who apologizes for things that do not correlate with each other. If you see them at Whole Foods buying an egg, they might steal something from you as they search for a stable life. It is also colloquially known to workers at Taco Bell as the fake Sprite drink. Avoid this drink so you do not have the urge to sneeze because you may attract a person with a larger-than-normal nose.

Guy 1: Bruhh, my side bitch says she got high from some drink at Taco Bell and a guy with a giant nose appeared.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that shit happened to me last week when I was waiting in the drive through. I din't even have a fake sprite yet.
Guy 3. Do not invoke the name.
Guy 2: You mean, Sorry?
Sorry The Nose: SNIFF SNIFF
Guy 1: I just pissed myself.
Girl 4: dumb bitch crap shit is demonstrating how to eat cereal while also driving the car

by Ziuratcacfita September 4, 2023

Syu Ju Wen

Slang for when someone aggressively tries to threaten you and sue you because of Anatidaephobia. Most likely from a cheap visor-wearing bitch that suffers from anger management and pretends to be an incel, but actually, no one wants to fuck them. You should run away from a "Syu Ju Wen" and block them from your chaturbate account. Be careful because they could stalk you at Ross and the DMV, where they like to inhabit.

Guy 1: Fuck man, that slut over there just threatened to sue me because she thinks a duck is watching her. TF.
Guy 2: Bruhh, block that Syu Ju Wen and report them to your manager.
Girl 3: I overheard you both and just want to say if I'm 60% water, why don't I evaporate?
Guy 1: Oh shit, I need to run out of the DMV, bye bruh.

by Ziuratcacfita September 1, 2023