1 definition by Zesty Pete

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.
by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003
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