49 definitions by Zeke
|15.||cross country skiing|
1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.
2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.
3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.
Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.
Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
by Zeke Apr 22, 2006 add a video
A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.
Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.
"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
by Zeke Feb 15, 2005 add a video
When someone has one-upped a compliment you made to someone else, for no other reason than to be a brown-noser.
Being inappropriately frank.
You: "Wow, you look great in that dress"
Douchebag: "She looks great no matter what she has on"
Bystander: "Dude you just got Franked"
by Zeke Dec 6, 2010 add a video
How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
by Zeke Dec 16, 2004 add a video
|19.||Paranoid Social Club|
An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.
Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."
One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
by Zeke Jun 21, 2005 add a video
|20.||Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte|
German equivalent of "Cotton-Candy Pimp."
Ich bin der Zuhälter von Zuckerwatte.
by Zeke Mar 10, 2004 add a video
To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.
"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"
by Zeke Jan 17, 2004 add a video