6 definitions by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole
"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole December 10, 2020
When stoners smoke the lost weed collected from their rugs/carpets. This fiendish behavior is referred to as "Rippin' the Dustbowl", characterized by the horrifying amount of dirt and grime mixed in with the kush.
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole September 5, 2021
The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020
"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole October 21, 2019
To "tip the bottle" is to make a mistake, usually drastic. The phrase derives its meaning from the idea that spilling a bottle of liquor or beer is a major fuck-up; tipping (or rather spilling) the bottle.
Tipping The Bottle: "Damn, Draco and Beau tipped the bottle again, I knew we couldn't trust them to do what we asked!"
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole January 29, 2021