Zack's definitions

zombie

A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.

Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK

by Zack February 26, 2005

slave to the cock

Nickname for slave to the grind.

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-COCK!!

by Zack February 12, 2005

jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

by Zack May 13, 2005

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

Lap-sit

To sit on one's lap, particually a female sexually pleasing a male; lapdance

The chic gave the deserving stud a lap-sit.

by Zack August 20, 2004

Train'n

A marijuana hit from a bong that lasts a long time because once the human lungs fill with marijuana smoke the human exhales through his or her nose and continues to inhale through his or her mouth causing a very long hit or what some call double hitting, tripple hitting, etc...

Damn Zack was train'n that bong like it was the last nug on Earth.

by Zack December 28, 2004

tart kart

Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.

Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.

by Zack April 10, 2005