3 definitions by Zach Pitzler

colon turd

half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.

oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!

by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010

Shlongered

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

shnuggle puff

A lovely beautiful woman that is as cute and lovable as a super fluffy kitty.

When I crawled into bed with my little baby shnuggle puff I felt like I was surrounded by a hundred freshly fluffed kitty meows.

by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010