142 definitions by Zach G.

A light designed to turn on and off at the sound of a slap.
I use slaplight! Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off...
by Zach G. November 13, 2003
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An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!
Must... not... click...
by Zach G. November 1, 2003
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Yellowcard is a great Pop-Rock band. They rocketed to fame with "Ocean Avenue", and have since racked up fans.

Their singles include "Way Away" (<- One of their recent best) "Ocean Avenue" (Coughsuckscough) and "Only One"(Should Not Be A Single).

Their past albums include "The Underdog EP" and "One For The Kids".
How to tell Apart Yellowcard Fans:

When asked their favorite YC song...

A longtime fan would say something from Underdog EP.

A more recently recruited fan would say "Way Away".

A gay MTV watching bandwagoner would say "Ocean Avenue". They also would think Ocean Avenue is Yellwocard's first single and album.

An obsessive-compulsive MeLoveYouLongTime fan would say something from "Midget Tossing".
by Zach G. August 16, 2004
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How homestar runner says homestar runner.
Oh hello. Stong Bahd could not be hewa today. My name is Homestah Wunna. Now, please take out your numbah 2 pencils, and lets begin.
by Zach G. November 13, 2003
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The number one megaphone crooner of the 1920's, topped only perhaps by Kid Jersey.
Elevator, baby likes the elevator,
ride in the elevator,
ride up and dooown!
(Dickie's 1923 hit "elevator")
by Zach G. November 28, 2003
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The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.
I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.
by Zach G. November 28, 2003
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Pure, absolute, sh*t like that.
Vanilla Straight Up: No sprinkles, toppings, mixes, just vanilla.
by Zach G. August 28, 2004
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