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Dick gauging

The act of staring an a mans nether region in attempt to decipher the size of their junk.
Sarah, why are you staring at that man's crotch? Don't mind Sarah, she's just Dick gauging.
by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020
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Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.
She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.
by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020
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