25 definitions by ZJay412
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.
*7 or 8 years later*
Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
*7 or 8 years later*
Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
In fifth grade, I was a slime dealer
by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
When you and your crush are hanging out but friends (that you want to go away so you be alone just you and your crush) are hanging out with you.
It was an intimate date just you and me at a magical place, where refills are free. Then your buddies showed up and tore us apart. They’re forces of evil, a knife through my heart. And it became a group hang.
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
by ZJay412 November 3, 2020
by ZJay412 November 2, 2020