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An attractive, athletic guy who gossip, hasn't drank alcohol or done drugs, is waiting till marriage, and is both extremely kind and empathetic.
Stacy: I'm just looking for a genuine guy who isn't superficial, likes me for my personality, is reserved and is hot
Jenny: You're looking for an improbability
by ZEutect September 8, 2021
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Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
by ZEutect September 18, 2021
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