1 definition by ZEE SUPER GERMAN!

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.
Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..
by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 4, 2010
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