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A "paper lung" is a person who can't handle a single toke of a joint. After just one toke they will instantly dry-heave and cough to death as if they have coronavirus. A paper lung is also commonly known as a pussy.
Gary: "Oi mush, you want a toke of this?"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"
by Yung Petrol March 23, 2020
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Tha Real 420 Gang is a group of skits cunts who are true stoners and only smoke that gas. They often go on skits missions, go to the sauna and can beat anyone at a game of killer.
Person 1: Damn, that guy has some real good weed!
Person 2: He must be a part of Tha Real 420 Gang
by Yung Petrol January 21, 2020
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The bone is the last and best bit of a joint , A.K.A. stinging roger or roach. To be a true stoner you must smoke every joint to the bone or you qualify as a massive pussy. To bless the joint you can put a polo ring around the roach to make it a holy joint.
Stoner: Hey man you want a toke?
Pussy: No I don't like the last bit
Stoner: fuck that! I always smoke my shit to the bone!
by Yung Petrol January 21, 2020
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Na Nee is a phrase that you yell when you are in extreme danger and need to be rescued. For example, if you are running up a cliff and you fall down, you can shout "Na Nee!".
Boy: Hey imma run up that cliff
Girl: I wanna see you try
Boy: (slips)

Boy: Na Neeeeeee!
by Yung Petrol January 21, 2020
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Sid's is the typical UK convenience store where bossman will sell alcohol, fags or anything age restricted to underage kids. Outside Sid's is a great spot to pick up a quick draw from your local dealer. You can smoke a doob inside or outside the store.
Boy: Yo can you sort a tenbag?
Dealer: Yeah g, meet outside Sid's
by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020
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The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.
Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass
by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020
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A bush walk involves walking in the woods while stoned, usually with a group of people and during the night. You often do not know where you are going during a bush walk but everything is ok since you brought a spare doob. You can talk talk about conspiracy theories during a bushwalk and definitely bring along some munch.
Person 1: I got the doobs, where do you wanna smoke them.
Person 2: How about we go on a bush walk?
Person 1: Fuck yeah, it'll be fucking skits.
by Yung Petrol January 21, 2020
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