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2 definitions by Yunaresuka

 
1.
n. The African American pronunciation of the name Jesus, often used when singing Gospel music.
"I wanna be like JAYZUS. I wanna be like you..."
by Yunaresuka March 01, 2004
 
2.
A Jive word used to replace "I do," often used in court when asked if you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. Usually followed by the speaker slapping the bBble, and then the holder of the Bible using the Bible to slap the speaker's hand. For further definition, see thang, or the movie Airplane II.
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

"Ain't no thang."
by Yunaresuka March 01, 2004