Definitions by YulTheWizard

phone 

your parents blame everything on this machine

me: My arm got shot!

mom: It's because of that damn phone!

phone by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020

no 

what to say when someone asks you out

person: Wanna go out with me?

me: Hell no

no by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

penis 

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

penis by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

November 

torture for the bois

fun for the girls

bois: Oh shit, it's November!

girls: Wanna see our titties?

November by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

asian 

being good at math

white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?

asian by YulTheWizard November 21, 2019

Google Chrome 

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

Google Chrome by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019

Bad Internet 

your worst nightmare

I hate bad internet!

Bad Internet by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019