2 definitions by YuckySpot
A small casino located near Prior Lake, Minnesota where 99% of patrons are chain-smoking button whackers. Despite the casino's small size, many of the socially backwards patrons see fit to occupy two machines at once. Little Six patrons are afraid of sunlight and human interaction. As long as they can chain smoke and stare listlessly into their "lucky" machine, they will not harm anyone. The only harm is from them whacking the buttons on the machine when it does not continually pay out large sums of cash.
Amy: Hey let's go to a casino. How about Little Six Casino?
Ryan: But it's like the twilight zone in there! Their patrons are all afraid of the sunlight and live in halfway houses.
Amy: But their slots are looser!
Ryan: Ok, I guess that's worth lung cancer. I'll drive.
Ryan: But it's like the twilight zone in there! Their patrons are all afraid of the sunlight and live in halfway houses.
Amy: But their slots are looser!
Ryan: Ok, I guess that's worth lung cancer. I'll drive.
by YuckySpot April 1, 2013
A very nondescript town in the state of Minnesota. Minneapolis isn't a city. It's an old, mostly run-down suburb of a tiny "downtown" area that's almost a parody of itself. Minneapolis is not on anyone's map outside of MN and that bothers the hell out of almost everyone that lives in Minneapolis. Minneapolis residents have a severe inferiority complex about their little town. They want so bad to be seen in the nation's eye as being on the level of LA, SF, NY, etc and refuse to accept that they live in flyover country. But that's all Minneapolis is. Flyover country.
Brad: Hey look honey, two gay guys are moving in next door. We SO live in a hip, vibrant city! Minneapolis rocks! It's just like NYC!
Tina: Yes dear, whatever you say.
(goes into the next room and gets on the phone with sister from Arizona)
Tina: Beth? Can I come live with you? Minneapolis sucks!
Beth: Tina? Why are you whispering?
Tina: Brad's on one of his "Minneapolis is such a city" kicks and I just can't take it anymore!
Tina: Yes dear, whatever you say.
(goes into the next room and gets on the phone with sister from Arizona)
Tina: Beth? Can I come live with you? Minneapolis sucks!
Beth: Tina? Why are you whispering?
Tina: Brad's on one of his "Minneapolis is such a city" kicks and I just can't take it anymore!
by YuckySpot October 2, 2013