3 definitions by YuZzaFo0L
1. noun Someone goes crazy and obsessive about toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
Truly the real and true name of Coronavirus born and raised in a seafood market by bats & civets, sometimes referred to as COVID-19 and a bunch other ubernerd-y smartass academic names.
Just like the glorious days of the new-wave internetz - improved, faster & more interactive named as Web 2.0, SARS2.0 is the latest version of the good ol' SARS from back in da day, yet this time stronger, harder, faster and way more interactive to humans.
It's speculated that China wanted this out to spread out but no one actually asked them why or WTF. Anyhow, fed up with China's Great Wall and isolation from the world, SARS2.0 was able to easily jump over the Great Wall while it was still in beta stage and infected the shit out of every social media & news website worldwide giving viral media a fresh new meaning.
Pronounced as sars-two-ohh by the way.
Just like the glorious days of the new-wave internetz - improved, faster & more interactive named as Web 2.0, SARS2.0 is the latest version of the good ol' SARS from back in da day, yet this time stronger, harder, faster and way more interactive to humans.
It's speculated that China wanted this out to spread out but no one actually asked them why or WTF. Anyhow, fed up with China's Great Wall and isolation from the world, SARS2.0 was able to easily jump over the Great Wall while it was still in beta stage and infected the shit out of every social media & news website worldwide giving viral media a fresh new meaning.
Pronounced as sars-two-ohh by the way.
This SARS2.0 is by far the most viral thing to happen to social networks.
Or
This is the most popular thing in the west to ever jump over the Great Wall infecting the internetz and having everyone going cornholio in the ailes.
Or
This is the most popular thing in the west to ever jump over the Great Wall infecting the internetz and having everyone going cornholio in the ailes.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020