5 definitions by YourMom'sBoyfriend
A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.
Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?
Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?
Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 6, 2011
1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.
2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.
2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.
Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"
Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?
Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?
Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?
Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 18, 2011
Verb. Term refferring to being so drunk that it's feels like
your in the fourth dimension. Mostly refers to the
drunkeness induced after drinking 2+ (sometimes just 1) Four Loko.
your in the fourth dimension. Mostly refers to the
drunkeness induced after drinking 2+ (sometimes just 1) Four Loko.
Friend #1: Dude, where were you yesterday?? You completely ditched out.
Friend #2: I'm really sorry man, I had three Four Lokos and I was fucking Fouring Out all day.
Friend #1: Damn, 3? It's alright I understand.
Friend #2: I'm really sorry man, I had three Four Lokos and I was fucking Fouring Out all day.
Friend #1: Damn, 3? It's alright I understand.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend April 1, 2011
Similar to a "Goose Egg", which occurs when a person is hit in the head and a swollen lump appears. The one difference is that this Goose Egg occurs in the genital area rather than the head, forehead, etc.
Person 1: Dude I just got done filming my own Jackass show to put on youtube
Person 2: Really? How'd it go?
Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.
Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?
Person 2: Really? How'd it go?
Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.
Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 16, 2011
1. May refer to any item that induces vomitting. This can be something disgusting, such as puke. This could also cause vomitting chemically, similar to the use of epicap. In the case of Vomit Comet, this would be similar, however the substance of digestional disturbance would be a solid rather than a liquid
2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)
3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)
4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)
3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)
4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
Person 1: Hey, have you ever taken the 1 gallon of milk challenge?
(Approximately fifteen minutes later)
Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??
Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
(Approximately fifteen minutes later)
Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??
Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 16, 2011