Your Eminence's definitions

barleyponics

The growth and development of the human brain using beer as the primary source of nourishment.

Becky: Isn't that Bubby's sixth beer?
Joe: Could be but not to worry. He's been on a barleyponics regiment for a month now and has moved up to using some three syllable words.

by Your Eminence June 20, 2016

Trumpterrupting

The ultimate form of manterrupting, although somewhat different in that when one Trumpterrups it does not have to be gender specific like manterrupting. Trumpterrupting is the ultimate form of interrupting what anyone else is saying for any conceivable reason.

Bubby : Did you see that...
Joe: No no no no no no!
Bubby: But all I was trying to say was...
Joe: Untrue! that is totally untrue!
Bubby: Look Joe, do you....
Joe: Your treating my unfair! The system is rigged against me!
Bubby (after Joe is vocally restrained): If you'd quit Trumpterrupting me I was going to tell you that happy hour goes until six and I was going to buy you a beer! But now forget it!

by Your Eminence October 1, 2016

spontanabeer

Beer consumed under the following conditions:

1) Generally in a group setting
2) Generally in excess
3) Always unplanned

Dave: Damn it Jay, what are you bothering me for?
Jay: Joe just called for a spontanabeer session.
Dave: I'm in.

by Your Eminence December 3, 2014

Cruzation

An ill-timed eleven hour hiatus from reality.

A weekend away with Karen and the kids seemed to be just the ticket as a shit-storm was in full force at work. It turned out to be quite a nasty Cruzation.

by Your Eminence February 19, 2021

cloudless

Someone who either refuses to or can't figure out how to use "The Cloud".

Dave: I'm having so much trouble storing pictures on these floppy discs.
Jay: Why don't you store them in the cloud?
Dave: They might get wet.
Jay: Damn, you're cloudless and clueless.

by Your Eminence December 15, 2014

Ballerinbro

A male Ballerina who doesn't like being called a Ballerina due to it's inherent female connotation. Known as a Danseur in French. Known as a Ballerino elsewhere in Urban Dictionary.

(Observing the dance floor)

Dave: Boy, Bubby is really laying down some serious moves out there.
Jay: Yo, that boy is freestylin' full out!
Becky: If he would throw in a pirouette or two he could be one bad-ass Ballerinbro!

by Your Eminence January 2, 2014

cc surprise

When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.

Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.

Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).

Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.

by Your Eminence March 27, 2016