2 definitions by Your average microwave

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 18, 2022

Cara

Cara is annoying brat that you never want to play with. She thinks she is cool but she is wrong. Don't hang around with Cara.

Guy 1: Bro, Cara is so dumb
Guy 2: Yeah I’m gay because of her
Guy 1: what?

by Your average microwave April 14, 2022