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The Birthday Massacre

A really amazing synth-rock/Industrial band. Members are Chibi, Rainbow, M. Falcore, Owen, OE, and Rhim. Their symbol is an outline of a bunny with blood coming out of it's mouth. They are a really amazing band and I'm surprised more people don't know who they are yet. I've known about their music for almost two years and they are my favorite band. One thing I like about them is that they always come up with the best song lyrics. Most radio bands only make voice noises or come up with a catchy beat. But the Birthday Massacre goes above and beyond to make some of the best new music I've ever heard.

I can't go a day without listening to The Birthday Massacre.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 15, 2010

The Ting Tings

A really horrible indie-pop band. There are two members, a girl and a guy and their music sucks. They sound like they are trying to be edgy, but thier music just ends up sounding like pop music. I really don't get why so many people think they play good music, I 've heard some of their songs and they all sound the same to me. For some reason, this band reminds me of a weaker poppy version of the industrial band, Angelspit.

When I hear any music by the ting tings, I want to shit my pants and rip out my hair.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 15, 2010

stepmom

A Stepmom is some bitch your dad marrys that lives in your house. All she does is fuck your dad and eat all your food. She'll sit on her lazy ass all day and not do any housework. Then she'll complain about how she can't get along with you and she'll kick you out of the house to live with your older sister.

I hate my stepmom for kicking me out of my house to live with my older sister.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 14, 2010

risperdal

An anti-psycotic agent that is used to treat schizophrenia and other mental disorders. Personally I hate this medication because of all the side effects. You have no sexual desire and you can't have an orgasm. Also, sometimes white liquid comes out of your nipples. Since I've started taking these pills, I have gained almost 30 pounds. I've tried quitting this drug multiple times and I can't because it's helped me eat.

Everyone should boycott risperdal.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010

cutters

People who may or may not enjoy cutting themselves. Most people who are truely cutters have led a pretty hard and interesting life. They cut themselves to relieve stress or depression. Famouse cutters include: Angelina Jolie, Shirley Manson from Garbage, Lindsay Lohan, and me. Lately cutting has become a fad, especially with the emo kids. Most of these emo kids haven't had anything happen to them that would cause them to want to cut themselves. If any of these emo kids are reading this, they need to grow up and get a life or cut themselves till they hit a vein and die.

Cutters are people too,
they just need extra love,
every scar shows the hard life-
they've led

by You_don't_need_therapy June 30, 2010

Cut me!

Cut me is a reference to people cutting themselves. It means the same as "cry me a river" or "give me a break", it can also be used as a less offensive substitute for "Fuck me".

Some lady at Fred Meyer was being really overly dramatic, I wanted to tell her off, but the whole time I was thinking "Cut me!"

by You_don't_need_therapy July 21, 2010

group therapy

When me and my friends get drunk and smoke pot together. It's a good stress reliever and works much better than cutting yourself or talking to some shitty therapist for an hour!

Group therapy was so much fun last night! We drank a new type of wine and smoked some really good weed.

by You_don't_need_therapy September 22, 2010