61 definitions by Yopmail User

Bubbles

1) (verb) To put cum and shit in a blender and pour the mixture down the woman's vagina. The woman and/or man must perform cunnilingus on the woman/herself. They must then make out, adding saliva to the mixture, and blow bubbles with said mixture.

2) (noun) The Powerpuff Girl of the same name. See also Blossom, Buttercup, and dumb blonde.

1) She blew bubbles using a mixture of Guy's cum, shit, and saliva.

2) See the above.

by Yopmail User June 28, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.

Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.

by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.

You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.

by Yopmail User November 24, 2022

Pineapple Pizza

The fastest way to turn a discussion into a warzone. Bring up anchovies for bonus points.

Fred, Ursula, Charles, and Kyle: *civil discussion about lamps*
Douchebag: Pineapple pizza is Hitler/Jesus!
*cue World War 3*

by Yopmail User August 4, 2023

waterfall

To blend any two liquids (Mentos if desired) together and pour the mixture down your girlfriend's vagina and/or on her face. The mixture can be any two liquids, so fuck around with the Diet Coke.

Maybe the bleach and ammonia waterfall wasn't such a good idea...

by Yopmail User February 27, 2023

Dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia

The fear of a dentist walking in on you licking your own tongue while browsing Urban Dictionary.

Studies have shown that people with dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia are more likely to shit and piss in dentists' mouths.

by Yopmail User September 3, 2022

antidisestablishmentarianism

1. (n.) Opposition of the separation of church and state.
2. (n.) A word you can't spell correctly. I can.
3. (n.) A word you only know exists because of that Wikipedia definition you read five seconds ago.

1. Antidisestablishmentarianism was first developed in 19th century Britain. Blah blah blah blah shit no one cares about.
2. Stand in front of the mirror with your pants down and spell antidisestablishmentarianism at the top of your lungs. I dare you.
3. Real antidisestablishmentarians don't use Wikipedia. Grow some balls.

by Yopmail User July 4, 2023