1.) a collection of fairy-tales designed to mislead groups of sheep into false hopes. contains hundreds of contradictions & many murders.
2.) proof that the christian god cannot exist.
3.) an alternate to education.
man_1 - "how do we explain our existence?"
man_2 - "im not sure, but i found this book called the Bible."
man_1 - "what does it say?"
man_2 - "this 'god' guy made us, & we shouldn't ask questions."
man_1 - "what does it say about science?"
man_2 - "that it's the devil."
man_1 - "but, what about all the facts & evidence we have?"
man_2 - "it's lies; god did it."
man_1 - "so, i don't have to analyze things anymore?"
man_2 - "no, you're a christian now."
man_1 - "hooray laziness!"
Mother I'd Kinda Like to
Jim: "Check out that milf, bro! I'd hit that."
Tom: "Eh, she's okay, but just a miklf."
3.) terrible operating s...
1.) creatures designed to piss off men
2.) something containing too much emotion.
3.) turns into a crazy, bloodthirsty monster for one week each month.
4.) name given to a driver that cannot drive a car; often associated with parallel parking failure.
5.) creatures which cannot seem to do anything right, ever.
6.) also known as a bitch
7.) term used to describe something which is misleading.
8.) any loud, obnoxious, or annoying creature.
man_1 - "hey, what's that thing over there crashing cars & freaking-out over nothing?"
man_2 - "i believe that's called a 'woman'."
man_1 - "oh.. it's really loud & angry."
man_2 - "must be that time of the month.."