4 definitions by Yooski
| 1. | the Bible | ||
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1.) a collection of fairy-tales designed to mislead groups of sheep into false hopes. contains hundreds of contradictions & many murders. 2.) proof that the christian god cannot exist. 3.) an alternate to education. man_1 - "how do we explain our existence?"
man_2 - "im not sure, but i found this book called the Bible." man_1 - "what does it say?" man_2 - "this 'god' guy made us, & we shouldn't ask questions." man_1 - "what does it say about science?" man_2 - "that it's the devil." man_1 - "but, what about all the facts & evidence we have?" man_2 - "it's lies; god did it." man_1 - "so, i don't have to analyze things anymore?" man_2 - "no, you're a christian now." man_1 - "hooray laziness!" |
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| 2. | miklf | ||
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Mother I'd Kinda Like to Fuck. Jim: "Check out that milf, bro! I'd hit that."
Tom: "Eh, she's okay, but just a miklf." |
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| 3. | Microsoft Windows | ||
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Many Idiots Cant Recognize Obvious Signs Of Fucking Trash -or- Why It Never Decides On Working Smoothly.. 2.) Make It Completely Realize Operating Success Or Fucking Tell -us- Why It Never Decides On Working Satisfactory! 3.) terrible operating s... |
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| 4. | woman | ||
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1.) creatures designed to piss off men. 2.) something containing too much emotion. 3.) turns into a crazy, bloodthirsty monster for one week each month. 4.) name given to a driver that cannot drive a car; often associated with parallel parking failure. 5.) creatures which cannot seem to do anything right, ever. 6.) also known as a bitch. 7.) term used to describe something which is misleading. 8.) any loud, obnoxious, or annoying creature. man_1 - "hey, what's that thing over there crashing cars & freaking-out over nothing?"
man_2 - "i believe that's called a 'woman'." man_1 - "oh.. it's really loud & angry." man_2 - "must be that time of the month.." |
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