2 definitions by Yesid821010

Formerly known as "condescending" but has evolved beyond the scope of the original meaning to be come "the moment when a Frenchman or Frenchwoman is telling a foreigner literally anything, whether the foreigner knows how to do it or not and the Frenchman/woman's ways are very humiliating" because they feel superior
NB: when it happens in reverse i.e. When a foreigner does it to a french citizen see: Nagging or backwardness
Driving situation:

French: "You can't drive on the left side of the road"

Foreigner: Stop frenchsplanning!
by Yesid821010 June 3, 2017
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When someone is trying to feed you shit and you listen but you are just jacking off mentally cause you know it is just a bunch of fucking BS and then suddenly you let out an unconscious facial expression about the pleasure you feel jacking off mentally to their BS.
Rene: Luis, I didn't couldn't change the language on the website.
Luis the Deportable: JoG
Rene: Oh yeah yoshi, you think I am lying.
by Yesid821010 January 29, 2016
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