236 definitions by Yes Juanito Yes

Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by Yes Juanito Yes August 27, 2014

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by Yes Juanito Yes February 21, 2015

clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”

Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”

by Yes Juanito Yes June 11, 2021

joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

by Yes Juanito Yes November 5, 2014

joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by Yes Juanito Yes January 15, 2015

hot toy

Something that is sexy and gives pleasure. A must have item that everybody wants.

She's a stripper and my hot toy.

My hot toy has 4 wheel drive and cruise control.

by Yes Juanito Yes December 7, 2014

whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.

I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

by Yes Juanito Yes September 5, 2016