2 definitions by YeNehSideKee

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019

dylan hayes

The worst person you could ever meet. An absolute asshole of a person. There may be one or two people that like him, but besides that, no one loves him (Except for his boyfriend)

Guy 1: Why is that guy so annoying?
Guy 2: I know he's such a Dylan Hayes

by YeNehSideKee April 7, 2019