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Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.
There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.
by Yavo October 16, 2005
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Crappy is also used a great deal when voicing your opinion on sub-par and shoddy things; like homework on thanksgiving or your little brothers finger paintings.
by Yavo November 12, 2003
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Peyote will send you on a 3 day trip.
holy crap..............that was awesome.
by Yavo November 12, 2003
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When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
by Yavo November 14, 2003
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A twisted plan devised for ball parks, in which the custodian essentially saws a bathtub in two, drills it to the wall, and expects men to comfortably piss crammed side by side with no panels or anything.

Urinal troughs are generally very awkward and a good place to suddenly become self-aware.
Urinal troughs suck.
by Yavo November 12, 2003
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adj (archaic) lifted up or set high. inspiring awe
n The best damn band, ever.
by Yavo November 13, 2003
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Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.

The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.

Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.
Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.
by Yavo November 14, 2003
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