Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies
, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.
The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.
Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.
Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.