4 definitions by Yarling Warbler
by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020
by Yarling Warbler November 9, 2011
This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."
by Yarling Warbler December 27, 2011
"I was so exassperated over breaking up with Susan that I couldn't decide whether to cry or masturbate!"
"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"
"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"
by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020