17 definitions by Ya mum

hebitch

1. Unappreciative male
2. Male who enjoys the pleasures of screwing over others

'You ungrateful he-bitch'

by Ya mum March 12, 2003

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

loxley

Slang (according to his mother) for little shit-faced piece of scum.

"Loxley, don't make me beat you up with a fork again...like i do everynight...

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

by Ya mum October 14, 2003

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by Ya mum November 19, 2003

ya mum

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

by Ya mum November 17, 2003

ya mum

Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

by Ya mum July 1, 2003