1 definition by YA MUM ;)

The word used to describe the situation in which somebody has committed the biggest of all drunken crimes - the engagement of sexual activity with somebody who is considerably less good-looking or a general twat.

Bwarp; the situation
Bwarper; the stupid friend involved
Bwarpee; the lucky guy/girl

Common locations for a 'bwarp' are at chav 'nappy nights' in rubbish clubs with overpriced drinks.
Jade Goody: Alrate love, fancy a snog?
Your stupid mate: Yeah, sure.
You: BWARP!
by YA MUM ;) October 15, 2007
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