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Guilt money

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.

Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021

Dr. Phil

The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah

Friend 1: Have you seen Dr. Phil yet? He's my man of culture!

Friend 2: Yeah I love his show!

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

Toetard

Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross

Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019

Minecraft

Fortnite, buried in it's grave for good.

Minecraft, a great game for everyone with money can play on creative mode or survival. Minecraft is a childhood memory for all little kids and teens. From the memes to the Nether Update, Minecraft is truly more godly than Fortnite because that shit cringy af

Minecraft: I'M THE BEST!
Fortnite: We are cancelled

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019