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3 definitions by Xtofer

 
1.
A tight-lipped, angry little asshole.
Doctor 1: "So how did your examination of that patient go?"

Doctor 2: "He had a terrible rash on his Cheney, but it was so tight I could hardly get my finger in there to apply the steroid cream."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
 
2.
Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
1.

Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
 
3.
1.

When the person in the cube next to you spends all day on the phone trying to arrange hookups.

2.

Flattery or other enticements. What people say or text to you when they want something from you.
1.

"I can't get any work done because Bob's three feet away, chatting up skanks all day. This booty babbling is driving me nuts!"

2.

Sheila: "Wow, this email from IT says they're going to give you a new 20" monitor!"

Asok: "It's just booty babble. They want me to approve all their expense reports from the Consumer Electronics Show."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009