77 definitions by Xero _ Manifest
What extremely indecisive people say to answer every single question in order to avoid giving a straight forward answer. It is often sais for no damn reason to respond to a statement which would normally not even require a response.
Edgar: That'd be cool Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Me : Goddamn it... *procedes to pimp slap that idiot* OR Jenny: Are we gonna go tomorrow? Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Jenny: What the do you mean I guess?!! It's a yes or no question damn it !!
by Xero _ Manifest November 6, 2010
A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....
by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010
Accronym that stands for Honerably Assaulting The Enemy. This is a special kind of hate closley assosiated with family fights. Although you may hate the person, you have no choice but to honor them as such. It's a pretty complicated concept to understand at first. The most common form of H.A.T.E is usually between siblings. especially when the age difference is more than just 1 or 2 years.
How do you and your little bro get along so well? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------Honestly? Our H.A.T.E keeps us together. -Rndm Guy 2 --------------------------------------------------------------------Uhh.. Okay..? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------It's complicated...-Rndm Guy 2
by Xero _ Manifest April 4, 2011
A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.
You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...
by Xero _ Manifest December 13, 2010
A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.
by Xero _ Manifest March 9, 2011
Engineering things out of thin air. A conjunction between the words imaginary and engineering. Basically used to describe how people first say that something will be made or done, then actually get down to doing it.
A classic example of imagineering in action is how America is "dealing" with its financial crisis by just making more money without logically thinking about all of the consequences that will follow. Tsk tsk America, you be fuckin up.
by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
Via Text) Husband: I'm sorry I can't go with you to see your mother, I have to go to Michigan for my father's funeral. Bitchy Wife: OFW that fucking guy never did anything for us in the first place, he deserves to be dead.
by Xero _ Manifest January 5, 2011