1 definition by X Number 43257431

The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!
Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.
by X Number 43257431 May 25, 2011
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