Cincinatti is an urban legend. Rumors tell of a powerful, advanced civilization south of Columbus, but as any seasoned explorer can tell you, it's all just different variations of Kentucky. The dismal, labored atmosphere of this spawning ground of strife and decay only wishes it could approach the grandeur that are the glue factories of Cleveland
's warehouse district.
One bus ticket to Cincinnati, if you please. Yes, I'm aware that it sucks. I'm only staying one day.
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