109 definitions by Working Class Hero

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Flake Fear

When you are afraid to let anyone touch your vagina because you don't want them to feel how dry it is

It will be such a turn off for them, instead I will douse myself in baby oil and climb on top before he gets chance

I have serious flake fear that he will be put off by my dry fanny

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2021

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️

Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass

I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

SBR

Sweaty Boob Rash

Rash usually occurring on the underside of a saggy floppy tit

Also see swits

I have sweaty boob rash SBR

by Working Class Hero December 13, 2020

Sprouts

Small pathetic tits

Look at the sprouts on her

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021