Definitions by Wordsmith

Polish butterfly kiss 

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave

The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC

Polish butterfly kiss by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

sleep jerky 

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky

sleep jerky by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013

Ted Nuget 

Marijuana code word. Nuget=Nugget

Yo, you talked to Ted lately?

Ted Nuget by wordsmith June 19, 2006

HOMOBIAN

This is a term used to describe a "gay male" trapped in a lesbian body.

Pat and Les were clearingly a couple of homobian's, as it was nearly impossible to tell who was the alpha role in the relationship since they both drove monster sized 4-wheel-drive trucks.

HOMOBIAN by Wordsmith February 27, 2005

slammerkin 

Loose dress or Loosewoman

Edith is the kind of slammerkin the men knew to avoid.

slammerkin by Wordsmith February 21, 2005

mund 

1.noun- an abrasive or loud mouth.
2.verb- to talk incessantly without purpose.
3.adjective- meaning overly loud, annoying,or abrasive.

Generally from the German word mund
for mouth.

1. noun - You shoot that mund off too much.
2. verb- If you continue to mund at us, we'll have to drop you off somewhere.
3. adjective- You've been so mund all night that our ears are tired.

mund by Wordsmith January 17, 2005

calm your wow 

similar to slowing your roll, calm your wow is used when the person is irradic or more excited than necessary.

A- Holy shit, man! I can't believe she actually talked to me. I think I'm in love man. I gotta tell her. This is like the best night of my life.
B- Damn, kid. Calm your wow.

calm your wow by wordsmith December 17, 2004