1 definition by WordMasterBling
Lana is so hot, she melts asphalt when she walks down the street. She heats her coffee up by looking soulfully at it. If you know a Lana, you are indeed lucky. Pfizer would go broke if men could carry a picture of Lana. Britney Spears wishes she could look like Lana. Has turned more women lesbian just by walking by them.
by WordMasterBling February 3, 2010