Lana is so hot, she melts asphalt when she walks down the street. She heats her coffee up by looking soulfully at it. If you know a Lana, you are indeed lucky. Pfizer would go broke if men could carry a picture of Lana. Britney Spears wishes she could look like Lana. Has turned more women lesbian just by walking by them.
"Dude! Check out the babe over there!! She's totally Lana!"