2 definitions by Witney Kru
A colloquial term - used primarily in the West Oxfordshire town of Witney - meaning "Friend" or "Mate". Derived from the more commonly used "Old Boy". The "Old" is often emphasised and elongated.
Fancy coming down the pub old B?
Person 1: You got that scrilla you owe me old B, that papes?
Person 2: Yeah I got it old B, there you go.
Person 1: Oooooooooooooooooooold B
Person 1: You got that scrilla you owe me old B, that papes?
Person 2: Yeah I got it old B, there you go.
Person 1: Oooooooooooooooooooold B
by Witney Kru March 23, 2008
A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020