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55 definitions by Wise Man

 
1.
A young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D
Bully me all you like loser, you're the one who will walk like John Wayne the rest of your life :D
by Wise Man July 17, 2003
1889 318
 
2.
A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
by Wise Man November 05, 2003
636 170
 
3.
A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.
Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>
by Wise Man October 10, 2003
173 43
 
4.
Today
I'm having a bad day
by Wise Man October 28, 2003
88 22
 
5.
Excellent films full of wicked quotes.
"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
84 28
 
6.
To serve time in prison.
He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.
by Wise Man October 02, 2003
74 19
 
7.
An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.
Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
49 9