55 definitions by Wise Man

Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Mooie

The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc

Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

SHOOT

What you scream when you think your mate should shoot during a football match.

For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 24, 2003

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Chocolate Slugs

When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule

Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'

Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers

by Wise Man November 13, 2003