6 definitions by WiltMichaels
Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.
"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."
by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021
A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.
Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.
by WiltMichaels November 26, 2022
A gentleman who has his testicles hanging so low, his knees are higher up on him than the bottom of his balls.
Like a flapdragon but on a man.
Like a flapdragon but on a man.
I was at the gym today and saw someone with a hefty nutdragon get out of the showers! I swear to god he dragged them things across the floor on his way to his locker.
by WiltMichaels February 7, 2020
After the disappointment of the Tulsa Rally, 45th President Donald Trump was pictured walking from Marine One with tie undone and hat in hand. Defeated, disappointed, and down bad.
Whether you loved him or hated him, any guy can relate to the emotion Donald felt as he was forced to walk by eager photographers.
We all have our moments in life, and sometimes you’re as down bad as the Don was.
Whether you loved him or hated him, any guy can relate to the emotion Donald felt as he was forced to walk by eager photographers.
We all have our moments in life, and sometimes you’re as down bad as the Don was.
Hey man, what’s wrong?
Dawg I’d do anything to get some poon. It’s been so long.
Are you a Down Bad Donald?
Yes, yes I am.
Dawg I’d do anything to get some poon. It’s been so long.
Are you a Down Bad Donald?
Yes, yes I am.
by WiltMichaels June 29, 2021
A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 26, 2022
The mightiest knight of the realm, his name is a double entendre.
Not only is he a proud consumer of Busch beer, one of the highest quality beers in the world, he is also a servant to thy queen's bush. It is up to him to defend the realm and all that is holy. Without him, the Busch and the bush would fall into the wrong hands.
A man of this caliber would proudly crusade to spread the message of the Busch and the bush globally, never resting until all hear what he has to say.
Not only is he a proud consumer of Busch beer, one of the highest quality beers in the world, he is also a servant to thy queen's bush. It is up to him to defend the realm and all that is holy. Without him, the Busch and the bush would fall into the wrong hands.
A man of this caliber would proudly crusade to spread the message of the Busch and the bush globally, never resting until all hear what he has to say.
'Tis I, the Busch Knight. Defender of all that is good. In the name of the Father, the Son, Busch and Gash. Amen.
by WiltMichaels June 29, 2021