Wilson's definitions

pound

1. Poet that emigrates from USA an goes mad to the bone. 2. One who usually wants to emulate Walt Whitman 3. Man in a cage. 4. Nazi.

My english teacher is great: he´s a pound!

by Wilson January 28, 2004

Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

slanky

Slang for "penis".

She totally wants my slanky.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

FGI

fucking good idea!
this usually follows after some lazy nerd tells you to fgi fucking google it.

Hellman109: fgi

Sturmy: FGI mate NERD

by Wilson October 12, 2004

slub-a-dub

A reference to the penis as heard on Adam Sandler's album "Stan and Judy's Kid".

Baby, come put your hands on my slub-a-dub.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

mon

used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.

MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW

by wilson December 3, 2004