Wilson's definitions

toi

a rare find, extremely unique

I've never seen a woman like that, shes a toi.

by Wilson April 20, 2005

Sploogle

To search google for a picture with the specific purpose of jerking off to the image.

I sploogle Lindsey Lohan when I am bored.

by Wilson April 21, 2005

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005

stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by wilson March 1, 2005

FGI

fucking good idea!
this usually follows after some lazy nerd tells you to fgi fucking google it.

Hellman109: fgi

Sturmy: FGI mate NERD

by Wilson October 12, 2004

mon

used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.

MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW

by wilson December 3, 2004