60 definitions by William Dean A. Garner
| 1. | riffing | ||
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1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk 3. first-derivative talking I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
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William Dean A. Garner
Sep 11, 2003
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| 2. | Moistie | ||
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A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty. The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."
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William Dean A. Garner
Sep 9, 2003
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| 3. | LUC | ||
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The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.
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William Dean A. Garner
Sep 9, 2003
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| 4. | X-factor | ||
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1. An unknown variable That homey's got too many "x-factors." Pop his ass and be safe.
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William Dean A. Garner
Sep 10, 2003
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| 5. | tranquil impressionism | ||
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a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.
Coined by William Dean A. Garner Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com
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| 6. | ass-pussy | ||
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Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman. When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.
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| 7. | cracked | ||
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To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code. Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!
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William Dean A. Garner
Sep 9, 2003
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