Definitions by WileyN14
Shluterhagen
A game in which primal males throw weighted sticks at a target and whomever lands the stick farthest from the target wins, the trick is one still has to aim at the target. This game originated in 1942.
Nazi: Hitler let's play some shluterhagen Plex!
Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.
Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.
Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.
Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?
Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.
Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.
Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.
Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?
Shluterhagen by WileyN14 August 13, 2017
High Look
That look you give friends, or peers when you are high and you don't even know if you are in reality or some dream land.
Teacher: Greg!
Greg: yeah miss teacher lady.
Teacher: Don't give me that high look, you are in school.
Greg: what is school.
Teacher: Put me out of my misery already.
Greg: I am misery, but what is that?
Greg: yeah miss teacher lady.
Teacher: Don't give me that high look, you are in school.
Greg: what is school.
Teacher: Put me out of my misery already.
Greg: I am misery, but what is that?
My Fuhrer
Used as a term to call your loved one your leader, or in a calling someone you know dominant. Or some other shit that is extremely fucked up.
Shelly: Brock...
Brock: Yes Shelly.
Shelly: Will you be my Fuhrer.
Brock: ...
Shelly: what Brock, you don't feel dominant.
Brock: I'm jewish Shelly...
Shelly: Come on Brock, take a joke already.
Brock: Hitler worshiping satanistic fuck!
Shelly: We're breaking up... And btw I hate your parents and you, and your dog you lock in your basement.
Brock: Yes Shelly.
Shelly: Will you be my Fuhrer.
Brock: ...
Shelly: what Brock, you don't feel dominant.
Brock: I'm jewish Shelly...
Shelly: Come on Brock, take a joke already.
Brock: Hitler worshiping satanistic fuck!
Shelly: We're breaking up... And btw I hate your parents and you, and your dog you lock in your basement.
Mermble
Cat: Hey Billy, you want to play catch the knife.
Billy: 'mermbleing'.
Cat: sorry Billy, but I cant hear you over your crippling depression.
Billy: I said FUCK YOU.
Cat: Well... I would like too, but i just don't care enough to.
Billy: 'mermbleing'.
Cat: sorry Billy, but I cant hear you over your crippling depression.
Billy: I said FUCK YOU.
Cat: Well... I would like too, but i just don't care enough to.